Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

frozen sloppy

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job

I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.

by Dakoton July 22, 2017

SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS (S.I.S.S)

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022

hobby lobby sloppy toppy

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.

Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023

I Love Undertime Slopper

I Love Undertime Slopper!

Person: "I Love Undertime Slopper!"

Other Person: "Same!"

by 544PDE Gaming April 4, 2023

sloppy walrus

a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"

The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

Sloppy Scottie

You drink way beyond you're limit and need to lean on objects to keep your balance. You start talking about things that no one understands or ever thought about before and you need to be 3 inches from a persons face to continue conversation

Last night the Sloppy Scottie in Brian came out while at the bar and not only did he get kicked out, he scared all the fine women away.

by Scott kr July 26, 2005