by splooge hole.com January 10, 2017

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.
The syrup was splooge-like.
by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020

by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019
