Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020
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can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019
Get the Splooge mug.On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Splooge mug.Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.
The syrup was splooge-like.
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