Splagduk

When a sly young man combs his beard at a speed of 5000 strokes per hour as his penis loosely falls out of his pants

Brad Pitt often splagduks before eating a meal.

by The potato tamer December 8, 2010

Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.

Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...

by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011

slaxies

Slacks being worn by or meant specifically for a sexy lady.

You look good today girl, that top makes those slaxies pop.

by Richard Trouser April 18, 2011

Splail

Splailing: The act of flailing wildly while vomiting and failing horribly to maintain any shred of dignity.

Person 1: "Did you see what Gill did in the womens bathroom at the club last night?" Person 2: "Yeah, she made a huge mess! That woman can really splail a fuck load when she's had too much to drink."

by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

slaxploitation

A film which preys on the natural tendency for stoners/slackers to want to watch other stoners/slackers do things that they themselves would probably do in the same situation.

Pineapple Express is total slaxploitation in that the folks that made that movie knew they could make money off me because I'm a fuckin' slacker and so are the funny dudes in that fuckin' movie, therefore I HAD to watch it and laugh my ass off.

by HarmlessDickens October 2, 2012

splageldstday

to heartily ejaculate (V)

a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)

awesome! (exclamation)

Dude, splageldstday!

I got some splageldstday in my pants.

I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.

by DrJamesGang December 29, 2012

splaart

A homosexual attraction to a small child elephant.

We went to the zoo and I saw a splaart looking at an elephant.

by Mrmoron8me February 15, 2014