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Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.
Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.
by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010
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Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.
I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.
by cat punters September 25, 2010
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back-splatter

The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"
by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005
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splattitude

attitude one adopts upon being wrongfully enjoyed
i did not laugh at your " joke ", i laughed at you, Ridiculous, - it' SPLATTITUDE for you, Funnyman . . . .
by bluescreenbastard August 20, 2006
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SplatterKill

The internet handle for someone who pwns j00 all!!!!11 And he's not even a 13 year old hax0r!
Splatterkill pwnz j00!!!11
by SplatterKill December 28, 2003
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Splatterpunk

The male version of slampig. A guy who has sex with many women, usually at random.
There is no girl that splatterpunk wont sleep with.
by nightguide January 26, 2010
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splattercast

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!
by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004
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