skunk spanking

When you're up top doing work and your nut sack is slapping her butthole

Bro my nuts are killing me from skunk spanking that chick last night!

by ThunderCat3000 April 20, 2016

grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.

Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.

by Goatzilla October 30, 2017

Planking

The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.

George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!

by George Sfik September 24, 2011

slanging me up

To teach or instruct someone (particularly a person in which the instructor has a strong fondness for and affinity with so that said bond is that much stronger) in the nuances of slang and urban vernacular.

"It's ok baby-boo, go make that paper." Andy said to Ally.
"I don't understand what you're saying to me, what does that mean?" Asked Ally as she squinted her hazel eyes not quite understanding what Andy was saying to her.
"It means go to work and eventually get paid" said Andy.
"You are totally slanging me up hun" said Ally with her eyes full of awe and wonder as she let out a cute and whimsical laugh.

by Fuzzypanda June 27, 2014

parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

Slanking

To drink Alcohol and have fun on the streets. Usually around or near a shop that sells Alcohol.

"Are we going Slanking tonight"
"Let's go for a Slank"
"Everyone is outside Slanking"

by Slanker_Dom January 15, 2014

shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.

Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.

by mattyc April 4, 2003