Skim Scamming

The act of looking busy while actually not doing any work, goofing off at work.

Lenny was skim scamming all night after he was assigned his work order, and only started working when he saw his supervisor coming to check on him.

by Tito Titi June 30, 2020

URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!

by b2kb2k September 20, 2020

sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.

1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.

by Dr McG December 18, 2022

AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.

Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining

by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023

Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.

Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.

by Local barista August 8, 2023

slammin' busy

1. Apparently how it gets in Quick Chek after the certified sub maker gets behind the counter to make you a sandwich.

2. A good term to use when you are working the register at Quick Check and you don't want to get behind the counter to make a sandwich.

"Sure, there's no one here now, but as soon as I get behind that counter it's going to get all slammin' busy in here."

"It's not slammin' busy in here. Bitch, make me a sandwich."

by Captain Ed August 6, 2004

'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.

After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008