Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

SPENCH

TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.

Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.

by Mark Kosobucki April 13, 2008

spinach

A stupid excuse for food

Why don't you go eat spinach?

by Angelkisses13891 March 25, 2003

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

skinch

1. To take, to pilfer, to buy
2. To get away with something by the skin of your teeth.

1. I skinched an mp3 player from Best Buy the other day.
2. I skinched out of work today; I told them I wasn't feeling well.

by mthoodmark May 13, 2005

Spunch

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

skinchy

Being extremely stingy.

"Bring me more food and don't be so skinchy on the vino"

by js2014 May 14, 2014