Spencers

A gag-gift store that features tasteless/tacky merchandise such as various items with marijuana leaves on them. The store is usually cluttered and the sex toys are for poor people who dont mind purchasing and using a vibrator that has been opened and taken out of the box 6 times.

I hate Spencers, Spencers is trashy.

by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006

spencer punch

the definition of awesome

cool spencer punch

by Tanslam November 18, 2013

spencer cleveland

A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.

"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"

by FunnyGuy15 June 2, 2014

Spencer Yanned

To delay a game indefinitely.

Evan: You heard about that new game coming out?

Nigel: Yep. Heard it got Spencer Yanned.

Evan: Damn.

by Rich_Miami July 24, 2016

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD January 2, 2017

spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018