sped unit

A person who has the remarkable capability to consume insane amounts of booze and ilicit drugs. More than just a man, a unit.

Yo, dat nigga's a motherfuckin sped unit, son!

by Boognish January 11, 2005

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sped dank

That shit that makes you go straight retarded.

Ethan hit that sped dank and is FUCKED up

by BFRG111:1$$$/ December 16, 2016

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sped ops

What somebody is when they are trying to be tactical or tacticool and they screw up. Comes from the word Spec Ops or Special Operations.

Operator #1: *accidently shoots self in foot*

Operator #2: Dammit Carl!!! Go join the fucking Sped Ops!!!

by Henry.T.Howard February 15, 2019

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Sped Lord

A Sped Lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. Also see sped.

Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?

Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.

by 1nconsp1cuous May 24, 2016

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An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009

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