An individual who smiles alone in public. The reasons for smiling are known only to said smiler which makes him/her creepy to the rest of us.
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Get the slohcin mug.The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.
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Get the han solo stroking a wookie mug.A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.
"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."
by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017
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"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
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"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
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"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
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