Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

snort the magic pig

a euphemism for crack addict although still crude.

lots of snort the magic pigs live in the negerlands

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

Snortch

Snortch, to gain or achieve something

Hey look i just found 20 Euro, SNORTCH!!!

by Ru June 17, 2006

smurt

smurt the inability to smell;
a whore

At birth he was smurt

by smurt May 1, 2006

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010

Slurt

A very flirty and attractive female, not afraid to show some skin.

Mahi is a slurt you should she the way she talks to Sohan

by Hotworder August 21, 2020