snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008

snooter

A snooter is a dog's nose.

Hey dog, get your snooter out of my crotch!!

by Coconut Head in Space May 24, 2005

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

skooze

To ejaculate in someone's face.

"You see that girl in the back row of the class? I skoozed her last night."

by the_mofajous March 28, 2009

Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.

Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word

by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010

Snooder Time

Engaging in a simple task of endless pleasure by placing a large amount of a tabacco product, preferrably snuff, in between your gums and lip for an extended period of time in one sitting.

-"Hey what time is it?" "SNOODER TIME"

-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."

by Jcot86 October 30, 2010

Snoozebox

An alternative slang for ones bed. Useful for trying to sound individual when around friends and feeling particularly tired.

"Fuck me, I'm so so tired, that's me done, I am hitting the snoozebox!"

by dmts August 23, 2005