snarffle

a giant chow chow or other overly sized wrinkly floofy floof woof woof doggo pupper

that floof is a snarffle (scientifically accurate)

by floofyflooffloof May 25, 2017

Snarfy

Cute scrunched up snotty little face.

That kitten has a little Snarfy face!

by Terrah May 25, 2018

Snarffling

To bite at fart bubbles while sitting in water.

Brandon was Snarffling in the tub last night!

by King Snarffle January 27, 2020

corporate serfdom

When you work for a corporation that treats you no better than a serf in the Middle Ages, it is corporate serfdom.

My boss is a witch - I swear if I had cancer, I'd still have to work. It's corporate serfdom!

by Siouxise Eileen November 19, 2022

snarfburger

When you are 69'ing with a girl and your nose is in her ass, and she lets one rip.

I was 69'ing with some girl and she snarfburgered in my face.

by jluv79 August 6, 2007

snarfu

When a child's hungry, palping mouth happens across an unfortunate piece of food

Q: Honey! Why is that cat turd in the baby's mouth?
A: Oh no. snarfu.

by Snarfcenter June 16, 2011

Snarfing

An irregular or comical style of walking. Most common Snarf is a clumsy stumble

1. "My God, that guys snarfing his ass off"

2. "Wow, look at that guy snarf!"

by Suzzinks April 19, 2009