santaclausification

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent

Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

Santa's little helper

cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.

I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.

by jburke524 September 19, 2011

UC Santa Cruz

A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.

*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 28, 2019

Black Santa

A fatass black man from the ghetto who delivers presents to all da good lil' chillun in the hood. He drives a red Cadillac EXT with a big sack in the back and breaks into the white neighborhoods at night to steal their shit and bring it to all his niggas and bitches. Instead of coming down the chimney, Black Santa breaks down your door and his elves help him lift your couch into his truck. If you see Black Santa, don't say shit 'cause he carries a .45.

Boy: What happened to my Playstation?
Dad: Yep, Black santa was here.

by GetIISteppin September 23, 2012

secret santa

This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.

Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.

by rich rick March 30, 2010

Black Santa Claus

Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.

1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.

White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.

2.
Synonym for Rick Ross

1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.

2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental

by Rzhhhh May 6, 2013

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004