smoiled

soiled + moldy = smoiled

- I don't want a used rug that would potentially be smoiled. Maybe I'll just but a new one.

- Free and reused rugs are great - you just have to do the proper investigation.

by Catvosationalism April 13, 2024

Smoofy

Meaning to cutely and smoothly preform a feat, usually about a small animal.

“That bird is so smoofy!”

by The really deally December 30, 2024

Smiffing

The act of masturbating using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a repeated manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate taxidermy.

"I was smiffing using a rabbit I found on the road by my house"

by slanggod104 February 21, 2025

Smiffy

When something is suspicious and small

Jake: that bug is very smiffy, what do you think, james?

James: yeah, very smiffy indeed.

by Lil swollen tooth November 14, 2025

Plee Smoof

What blonde girls say when they are attempting to be cute, but are really too tired to enunciate

Plee smoof so I can go to bed.

by i poop rainbows December 17, 2011

teffle smoof

When you have to crap so badly that you end up having some really bad diarrhea that sticks to your clothes all day.

"I didn't make it so I ending up having to teffle smoof my self..."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 17, 2016

goog soiftly

a dumb idiot with little bitch disease who is sus and dumb

Oh my god, that person is being such a goog soiftly!
I know, right? They are being such a little bitch!

by im at ur moms house November 26, 2022