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Carrot Smuggler

One Who Smuggles Carrots...
Preferrably in odd places...
"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
by Edazer... May 16, 2006
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grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
by elektronen August 31, 2011
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Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.
Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!
by crashandburnds December 15, 2009
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Smiggle

A word that dirty pirate hookers use in reference to some kind of cuddling act. It is only used by the most obscenely skeezy bitches around, and beyond the comprehension of normal, decent people.
Come over here and give me a smiggle.
by MyVagHasTeefers October 27, 2010
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budgie smugglers

small or tight fitting swimwear (occasionally underwear) worn by men in order to/have the disadvantage of drawing attention to his genitals.

Originally Australian Terminology
Often used as a derogatory comment.
" I swear I will break something if I see David Hasselhoff running around in his stupid budgie smugglers one more time."
by Perry White July 22, 2008
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Smoogle Dee Boogle Dee

I hug from a girl wearing no underwear. Usually a slutty girl and your friend.
She gave me a smoogle dee boogle dee dude!
How do you know?
I felt her butt. No underwear man.
by Jesus Caracas November 9, 2004
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The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.
Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!
by SydMorrison March 11, 2010
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