Smegjob

When you havent showered in a couple of days, your cock is full of smelly smegma. And a girl gives you a blowjob.

Your mom gave me a smegjob last night! She said it tasted like thotianas asshole

by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019

Smeg

Short for smegma. Used as an insult.

“Yo, fuck that guy he’s a smeg”

by Tommy5000 March 31, 2019

smegdruff

Smegdruff is the build up of so much smegma that the cheese flakes away and looks like dandruff

Oi mate clean ur peen u have smegdruff, the flakes are all over ur boxers

by Jeff Bung August 23, 2019

Siege syndrome

A term used after someone has played rainbow six siege the person becomes very angry for a short while

Kyle: wanna play some siege?

Jack: no! Last time i got siege syndrome and you now fine well what that does!

by Walterwhite2 December 15, 2019

Smeg Gang

Smeg Gang is a religious group that worship the god known as Uncle Bob and his blessing that he left upon this earth known as Uncle Bob's Genuine Albanian Goat Smegma™ . In this religion it is a believed that after death one will encounter Uncle Bob who will then let you into his sacred land known as Smeglanta as a reward for following the light of the religion in the simulation you lived through on earth.
Smeg Gang celebrates their founding on the 10th of April on a day known as Smeg Day.

Schools are corrupt and run by the devil, thats why they never teach about Smeg Gang in religious studies, they are hiding the truth from you.

by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

smeggly

a word used to describe someone short and fat, usually someone who wears glasses and thinks far too highly of themselves.

you seen that michael gove on telly? smeggly little weirdo isn’t he.

by markooooooo October 21, 2020