smear campaign

A bowel movement that leaves considerable feces stains on the toilet bowl. Specifically one so repulsive that others will not want to use the toilet afterwards.

Dude, I'm just gonna piss in your laundry tub. Jeff ran a nasty smear campaign on your toilet and I can't stand to look at it.

by Bazooka Joe December 13, 2007

Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.

This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?

by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

ape smear

when your frontally fucking an ape and he blows his load from the back which forces you to flip the ape around and suck him off, his shit smears on your face.

woah dude, i had really bad ape smear last night.. my balls still itch actually.

I was at the zoo last night, i must have drank a little too much cuz I had major ape smear when I woke up..

by markjohnson551985 October 11, 2008

Swearative

Describing someone or a group of people who cuss a lot.

Joe: F***ing D***it you F***ing B****!!!
Bob: Woah, dude, you're very swearative today.

Jill: Yeah, Mrs. Hayfer and Mr. Lang kept telling us all to shut the F*** up.
Hana: Mr. Jones and Mrs. Hiller kept cussing at us too.
Jill: The teachers are really swearative today.

by RinuMizumi March 27, 2008

smearfaceblanketmonster

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.

The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.

by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008