smartie bar

the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.

"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."

by Parsnipey. March 6, 2009

smarticalness

The state of being witty, charming, funny, sexy and extremely intelligent all at once.

He made all the ladies swoon with his smarticalness.

by pseudonymho April 21, 2011

Smarticle

A term from the show suite life of zack and cody said by london a really retarted way of saying your smart

london said she needs to share her smarticles

by chodanboblue March 1, 2009

smarticle

giving dirty advice in bed.

i could give u one of my smarticles

by kjadfhkalfuysdnh February 28, 2009

smarting

calling one's own smart phone to locate it

Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.

by nurserenee January 17, 2012

smartical particle

Smartical particle is a sexually transmitted disease given to you by someone who is sexually attractive and very smart

Guy: dude that girl over there is going to give me smartical particles

by Cat licker March 20, 2014

Smarticles

A pair of glasses that when you put them on you appear intelligent.

spectacles + smart = smarticles

Rachel: "Hey try on Jacob's glasses"
Lily: "Okay"
Rachel: "Wow you look so smart in those glasses. Those are smarticles for sure!"

by Lily Ann Jones August 4, 2008