Smartass

When you say the most obvious thing.

Joe: How do you use this gun?

Harry: aim the gun and shoot it
Joe: Smartass

by RightHereDude82 July 27, 2017

Spartan Creampie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.

Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”

by LilPumpTouchedMe August 6, 2018

smartness

It's the same thing as smart, just used as a noun/adjective.

I definitely have more smartness than you do.

by IceCreamRat June 2, 2021

The Spartans

A group of Irish kilcoolers that fuck with the scooter kids who now have bikes. Members ft:cormac,Django,Ronan,Alex,and Marc. Also consist of executives and members of dingbat.ltd

Oh shit here comes "the Spartans"

Let's scoot away "the Spartans" are coming

by Balmain Bukake December 13, 2017

spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay April 24, 2007

smartassy

the quality of being a smartass

he's so smartassy, that tommy right there.

by basienka April 24, 2010

smarting

Smart farting.

I didn't want to fart in church. So I'm smarting in the men's room instead.

by Rygone October 7, 2016