mud smoker

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull it out and she blows you.

Is your woman a mud smoker?

by DrRockDaPuss December 28, 2004

smoker

someone who uses crack

Man, that smoker broke in my house trying to get some money for a hit.

by thatsghetto February 11, 2004

non smoker

Someone who wants to look their age, smell nice, and live past 50.

"Wanna cigarette?"
"Naw man, that's just not how I roll; I'm a non smoker"

by No Tomatoes, please January 2, 2008

Saker

lebanese origin. N. to be way too sweet for the world; V. Kicking major ass at life and pretty much owning the world. Only one level below being a REIN or a MAX. Being Sakered is a huge responsibility that requires immense training to be titled as.

Holy shit that guy is a total Saker! (jizz in pants)

You might be doing Saker, but im totally MAXED (world explodes)

by buttatastic November 29, 2010

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006

Shakerchied

only usable in orgies consisting of one guy and 10 or more women. there is no limit to how many women can be involved. and the guy has to be a shakerchi. VERY ADVANCED POSITION!

1. your fucking the girl then she comments on your guns and then you cum on her and she sprays gold on the abs

2. when you line up 10 or more women up in a line, all on all fours, and just run across them all while dick slapping their faces. then you cum on all their faces then simultaneously spray paint there tits gold

Girl 1: I was at that orgy last night with that shakerchi guy with the 12 inch penis and 468 girls when out of nowhere he shakerchied all of us! it was magic.

Danica: I think i was there....
AND I LOVED IT!

by Shakerchied MAster June 2, 2010

Smokers Wallet

Not having money in your wallet do to buying drugs or smokes

Dude i cant buy anything i have smokers wallet

by gdfghf July 2, 2005