a liar and a scoundrel

When someone says something you know to be true but you refuse to accept, or just feel like being obnoxious, you call them 'A liar and a Scoundrel'.

Will: Your girlfriends a slag!

Ali: Your a liar and a scoundrel!


Sam: That homework was due in two days ago.

Alex: Your a liar and a scoundrel!

by curlyfries94 March 27, 2009

sloaney

a British teenager who goes to rather expensive public school. usually the nouveau-riche, large houses and pashmina's are a must. The less conservative, slightly more obvious, rather vulgar and plastic-looking versions of preps... with less class or taste. They like designer labels, monograms, playboy and the girls usually have messy hair tied in a pony-tail or bun.

"just going down the KR daaaaaarling..." ( a fellow sloaney talking to another)

by Gorgeous trumps everything May 13, 2006

slound

Feeling sexually aroused but lazy.

I fucked her raw bro, she was so slound.

I was such a slound last night, I got fucked to sleep.

by Phonetic Jefferson April 11, 2020

slondor

when bleeding out of the anus.

for the love of god and all that is holy! get me to the hospital! im having a bad case of the slondors!

by blumpkin boy wonder September 26, 2009

Sloaned

Mess up, ruin, waste, or to have thrown away. Derived from the natural creature residing in Douglas County.

Michael sloaned his painting and had to start over.

by Nerorowe January 11, 2013

Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.

Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.

by Slonny May 30, 2015

slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint

by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016