burrito-sloth 

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

burrito-sloth by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023

cum sloth 

a cum sloth is one who moves only for the sake of consuming cum. he/she loves cum in their mouths 24/7

guy1: dude she wouldn't leave her dorm until i told her i wanted head, then she came over and sucked my cock for an hour.
guy2: wow, what a cum sloth!!!

cum sloth by xturtlex May 9, 2005

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth 

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.

We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth by chiveley October 14, 2012

Bathing a Dirty Sloth 

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

Bathing a Dirty Sloth by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

rape sloth 

The sloth who rapes people. An internet meme and usually contains sexual shizzles.

Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Sloth: Cause ima br draggon my ballz all over your face.

Rape Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Rape Sloth: Cause ima be dragon my ballz all over your face.

rape sloth by dafukisapseudonym? May 9, 2014

pretty sloth 

a sloth with good looks

OH MY GOD, what a pretty sloth

pretty sloth by damning August 13, 2010

Menu Sloth (Slother)

A gamer that takes an excessive amount of time customizing, itemizing, upgrading, or viewing a menu/screen.

Dude, you're such a Menu Sloth (Slother)! Just hurry up and get off the menu!

Bro, quit slothing! Lets just play!

Menu Sloth (Slother) by Jbear1918 December 14, 2014