meat skirt

noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman

Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!

meat skirt by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

whatever blows your skirt up 

same as whatever floats your boat

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever blows your skirt up."

whatever blows your skirt up by Nate River May 10, 2010

skart 

Derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart

Skeet : to ejaculate

Shart : to unintentionally shit ones self while farting

"Dude I was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night I skarted"

"Yes well, your mother gave me head while I was on the Jon and I skarted"

skart by Belch July 20, 2008

Skret 

(skr-eh-t)
An insult used to tell someone that they're a dirty/filthy sperm cell.

"dude, i wish your mom ate your dad's skret."

"fuck you, i'm not a fucking skret."

Skret by nep and ell July 27, 2018

skirt shredder 

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

skirt shredder by michael #77 February 4, 2009

Skirt Sushi

A term commonly used to describe the genital or vaginal area of the female anatomy.

What do you think the skirt sushi under that dress looks like?

Skirt Sushi by McPhie April 17, 2011

LaRussa Skirt 

(Noun) A skirt that is a little bit too high. Named after the famed manager who also stands a bit above the dugout.

Guy 1: Man, check out that skank in the LaRussa skirt!
Guy 2: Yeah, you can see everything.

LaRussa Skirt by TheBigHouse February 6, 2012