the shmefkins

a wicked ass band from portage michigan

wow, this band fucking rules!!!!

by man they are hott June 8, 2003

Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism even though our leader has left us.

by ashley d September 9, 2008

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

Sheff

means to cook cocaine to form crack n den slang it.

Da sheff jus left wit a bag.

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018

shwaffle

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

by bomquesa November 26, 2007

shwee

shwee is shall we in one word. it is often used when people describe something or some one is a bit ridiculous.

we"ll just order a coffee in a pub shwee

by Jamie Egan April 25, 2008

sheef

The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.

I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.

by Enine November 21, 2017