schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Shaant

(verb)-the hottest most sexiest guy in the band cute is what we aim for!!he is known for having the best golden brown locks but is way more than just that!

NOTE:HIS NAME IS SHAANT NOT SHAWW NOT SHAEN NOT SHENT BUT SHAANT AS IN SHAWN-TUH!!

shea: omg did u see shaant performing curse of curves this weekend! it was orgasmic!
jazzy:duh who doesnt luv his locks!!and those dreamy lyrics!!

by Shea920 August 6, 2007

shaant

originally from the name of cute is what we aim for lead singer Shaant Hacikyan, the word "shaant" can also be used to describe something insanely tall.

"wow that building is so tall"
"its gotta be at least half a shaant tall"

by Megan & Primrose May 19, 2008

shwang

the act of thrusting ones pelvis.

look at jenna over there, shes really shwanging.

by sufghsod9fg March 17, 2008

schwang

A slang term for the penis in the erectoral state. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Dude I was sitting on his lap and suddenly the schwang just like came out of nowhere..."
Verb: "He totally schwanged on me man!"

by streamteamasia April 14, 2006

shan

To shan someone is to sexually harass a person in a social setting such as in a club, a bar, a house party, ... in an unashamed and perverted fashion. Often done by virgins and closet gays as a way to appear as "playas" in front of their peers.

Dude I went clubbing with this douchebag the other day, and he just totally attempted to shan some girl. She ran away crying and he was like "bro she's totally lesbo, she's lucky I even wanted to shan her".

by only1213 October 1, 2012

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005