shrimp-a-dick 

a small penis, or a term used to degrade someone

1. "That dude's got the SHRIMP A DICK!!"
2.Jordan: "Hey Adam, shrimp that guy right there."
Adam: "Why are you walking with no girls, you must have the shrimp-a-dick!"
Charles: hahahahah

shrimp-a-dick by Saddy May 11, 2006

shrimp boat 

The act of a fella recieving oral sex from 2 women simultaniously while finger blasting each of them from behind. Each woman must have their ass pointed out to each side in order for the "captain" to reach each vagina for insertion. Wearing a captains hat is strongly encouraged. If walked in upon mid shrimping, the captain must simply reply in his best forrest gump voice "that's my Boat."

Dude, two strippers were giving me head after taking lines of coke off my dong and I gave em the old shrimp boat!

shrimp boat by El Capitan26 December 15, 2011

Shrimp Dippin' 

After you ejaculate into the anus or asshole. You take a straw and you suck out the jizz. You can either swallow or snowball it into the another person's mouth.

"Shrimp dippin' is obscenely gross." "Yes it is."

Shrimp Dippin' by Leviticus June 20, 2006

Shrimp dick 

Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.

"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"

Shrimp dick by anonymous September 15, 2020

Shrimp Dick 

Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan

They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*

Shrimp Dick by Bertohasashrimpdick November 20, 2016

shrimp cocktail 

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.

Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.

shrimp cocktail by Stoneman January 9, 2009

shrimp cocktail 

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.

I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.

shrimp cocktail by poidog May 17, 2008