Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019

mr shorty

some manlet LARPer who took down a Chad for his gains.

"As for me I'll remember the sadness shown in the eyes of the man, if we meet someday you can bet I'll say that it's me, mr shorty , your friend."

by A fellow man of culture November 21, 2019

im sorry fbi

What you say type in on your computer to apologize to the FBI watching your screen.

im sorry fbi

by B R R R R R R R October 8, 2021

National Lil Shorty Day

National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty

Hey it snational lil shorty day

by Rman108hobbs February 2, 2020

shorty five

A nickname for a cop car.

Variations include but are not limited to:
1. Shorty five in a skirt=unmarked police car
2. Shorty five naked=not your normal police cruiser

"Yo dog, slow your roll, I peep a shorty five up ahead"

by Gooooooooose November 21, 2006

shorty thickumps

a girl that is kinda fat, but doesnt have a gut, but her ass is sooo fat

yo you seen that shorty thickumps over there?

by Peedi CrackAttack January 27, 2009

sorry buddy

Interjection for expressing apologies to a close person.

Sorry buddy, I am sorry dude, sorry for that.

by viruskimera February 6, 2014