shankshat

When you hide a homemade shank up your ass and inadvertently shit it out when it gets forgotten about, thus causing the option of loosing your only prison weapon or toilet diving for the lost tool.

"I've got shit up my arm because I shankshat and I got to do over Larry Longbrow in the showers later" or " I got a perforated bowel because I pushed it up too far and couldn't shankshit it out"

by Anz123 January 28, 2022

Shanks

A way for hibos who dosent know how to say thanks says thanks

Shanks for the money grandpa

by Some wierd dude December 28, 2021

Stonks

the word "stock" in surreal speak

i hav made stonks price high

by tehc March 1, 2022

stonks

when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot

stonks

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR March 10, 2022

Shonk

A scam or dodgy/suspect business dealing

That call was a total shonk telemarketer.

by Simulator2.0 March 15, 2022

Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.

Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022