shmooglemuffin

an amazing breathtaking flawless understanding fabulous incredible astonishing intelligent female who effortlessly falls under the category of perfection that most people dont deserve to even be seen in public with.

"hey you know alyssa?"
"oh you mean shmooglemuffin?"

by oh hey baby July 21, 2009

Shmooch

Giving somebody a kiss that is really weird and good, but mainly weird.

I shmooch you!

by Lubsliv October 3, 2018

Shmoof

A giraffe smacking another giraffe with its head, forcefully.

I totally just saw a giraffe shmoof another giraffe!!!

by saddam hussien II August 28, 2010

shmot

Yet another code name for pot. Comes from the code-name "smot," from the commonly used phrase, "Hey, let's go poke some smot."

See Also: Smot, Pot, Cannabis, etc.

You wanna poke some shmot??

by Carlene September 23, 2005

shmooglyboogly

A rare form of a greeting to fellow peers and/or enemies. Mostly used on the Instant Messenging Programs such as AIM or AOL, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, etc. Most react to this salutation with a 'WTF', 'haha', or a 'Are you high, man?.' Others may use this word to "joke around" if you will but mostly finding themselves looking like total idiots.

Y2KizCUMMING: SHMOOGLYBOOGLY!!
BananaPants3369: Hey John, turn around.
Y2KizCUMMING: Okay... *turns around*
BananaPants3369 signed off at 3:17:46 AM.
Y2KizCUMMING: Dammit! That's the fifth time!

by SolicitationIsMyEvaluation January 9, 2006

shmoul

A Jewish fuckboy.

Dumb bitch 1: See that sexy yamaka over yonder? pretty!!!
Dumb bitch 2: Nah gurl he's a shmoul ugh

by shmoul February 7, 2015

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003