shlumberjacked

When a guy dresses his penis in a lumber jack outfit and has sexual intercourse with with a women outdoors.

I shlumberjacked my wife last night, and it was awesome.

by a$o February 23, 2017

Shlum

A music group from the bay area.

You listen to that new Shlum track?

by microtalk May 27, 2017

Shlut(s)

A Harlot Who is Overly Sexually Excited About her/Their Own Tits (Normally very Perky)

"Omg, Check out My Shlut(s) of an Aunt Getting Frisky with her own Breasts"

by Bencil Sharpener November 22, 2018

Shlumbus

A word used for a weird person texting you

Jaylyn is a Shlumbus

by John Karanja May 31, 2020

shlurpderp

A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects

Uhhh my child is being a shlurpderp again uhhh I hate my child

by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

shlurpey

shlurpey is a famous tiktoker with over 1000 followers! She’s makes awesome videos and gets loads of likes nearing to 10k sometimes! Shlurpey aka iris is very funny and a super hottie.

OMH SHLURPEY IS SO FUNNY!

You mean Iris, oh yeah i love her and her videos sm!

by shlurpey December 5, 2021

Shlumper

A fat ass turd.

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

by esbb228 February 2, 2022