Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.

Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.

by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

yap o' shite

Talking a load of rubbish

She or he talks a yap o' shite

by manchesterlass August 1, 2011

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

shite fractal

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.

The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.

by beigebloke August 8, 2017

Shite

sh-eye-t

1- To fart and pee at the same time

2- Australian 'shit'

The word that means a lot. If you 'shite' you probably pooped, but you maybe pooped and peed. Man thats so scary im farting AND peeing! Jeez le-weez

Karen shite on the kids during dinner.

Shite why did karen take the kids!

by defaultdancer81 February 27, 2019