shempy

(Sh-em-pee)

The feeling of being shy, embarrassed, and happy all at once.

You seem too shempy when he talks to you.

by GlkCls December 2, 2015

Shampoo

Something you wash your hair with.

last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum

by yuhhhhhhh June 23, 2019

Shampoo fishing

This is where you kill someone soak them in shampoo and stick a fishing rod up their pussy.

I did the old shampoo fishing to your girl

by Random personlmao April 21, 2020

shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in there life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

by jacktown October 18, 2008

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 5, 2003

scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

Shampubes

When you wash your hair (with shampoo) and the shampoo has gone down your body and gathered up in your pubic hair. Sometimes you will notice when you have gotten out of the shower, meaning you have to get back in to rinse your pubes.

(from outside the bathroom)
"Why've you turned the shower back on?"

(from inside the bathroom)
"I got out and looked down- turned out I had shampubes."

by Ten Inch Stew February 21, 2014