shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to sass

1. "Last night I shamped Bob...I saw his girlfriend at a cafe and I told him she was cheating on him. Too bad he killed himself..."
2. "I just got fired, don't shamp me. I'm in no mood."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

Shampoo Bag

masturbaiting with a plastic bag filled with shampoo

Mike was shampoo Bagging to his sister's ass.

Vince V shoved Mikes shampoo Bag up his ass to check for hemroids.

I cut my chode shampoo bagging to the thought of wades beautiful teeth

by Mr. Donnelly July 31, 2008

man shampoo

A man's ejaculation; cum; jizz.

"We saw you wash your downstairs hair in his man shampoo."

by LeeMa August 23, 2006

Navajo Shampoo

Referring to the act of defecating in a females hair and rubbing it into the follicles.

Her hair stunk for a week after I navajo shampooed her last friday

by NavajoChampion September 15, 2011

shampoo effect

what happens when you drink alcohol after previously drinking alot the night before and you get buzzed faster, similiar to when you shampoo your hair and if you wash it twice in a row the second time it gets alot foamier faster the second time

i need to drink a little slower right now i already have the shampoo effect going on after last nights binger

by free mustache rides November 7, 2010

Cincinnati Shampoo

When a gentleman orgasms into his partner's hair.

I was feeling so dirty until I got that Cincinnati Shampoo...

by booyaah May 19, 2008

shampnesia

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.

(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!

by Todadile217 February 6, 2014