Shelby's Law

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.

Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."

by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010

Shelby

A name. Typically the spawn of Satan. Loves to make people miserable and as unhappy as her abilities let possible. Widely unliked by many. Obnoxious beyond comprehension.

"Shelby, will you please go away!?"
"Shelby, you are driving me insane!!"

by xxprettyxxoddxx June 12, 2009

Shelvey

Old English word from the 1600's describing the sides or shelves of a sand bank of a submerged or underwater island that causes the hull of a boat to get stuck or puncture holes in the hull of the boat causing it to sink.

Many ships have sunk trying to avoid the shelveys of the Goodwin Sands in Deal when the island is submerged.

by David Shelvey July 24, 2003

shelly dunc

shelly dunc is when someone shells the dunc or goes to duncville

that was so shelly dunc.

by antwian reves May 8, 2008

shelly'd

Ditching someone after making plans, specifically ghosting them after confirming said plans

1) she said she was on the way over and shelly'd me, text me the next day that her car broke down

by Babysands May 17, 2016

Shelby

Shelbys are very funny and always make people laugh. They are usually pretty skinny and are average height. They have blue/green eyes and brown/blonde hair. They love the beach and their bestfriends. They live in the south and love it too. Look all sweet n innocent but they listen to gangster rap. Some Shelbys are gamers or really Into athletics.

Dang Shelby is really funny

Yeah I know right

by Blank5555 June 14, 2017

Shelby

The most insane person. She’s usually a blonde/ginger and she’s rock solid . No one can get to her and no man can ever hurt her. Everyone wants to be her friend but some people are scared of her ! She’ll do anything for her friends and she loves them to the world and back. No one ever knows what to expect from a shelby and she keeps on surprising everyone. Her favourite type of man is ones with a long dick . Shelbys are very cool and very good friends but you won’t want to fall out with a shelby ever

Your such a shelby!

You are as solid as a Shelby

by Anyonomouse1 April 23, 2018