Irish Suntan

The absolute worst kind of sunburn, caused by falling asleep or working outside without sunblock. Or, if you happen to have Irish heritage, what you get from spending more than 15 minutes out of doors with exposed skin. Symptoms include bright red skin, itching, swelling, burning, intense pain, peeling, developed fear of sunlight in any form, habitual sunblock or Aloe Vera application, walking like a retard, lying in strange positions, and setting fire to anything within 20 feet. may also cause one to be slapped with an unnatural fury.

Guy 1: Patrick fell asleep on the beach. He has an Irish Suntan.

Guy 2: I'll get the plywood strips.

by impslayer August 15, 2010

Scunt

A girl who is SKANIER than a SKANK and A CUNT..

You are a SCUNT for sleeping wit my man

by Mahwren May 24, 2006

stuntasmic

stun+orgasmic
describes someone or something causing intense feelings of amazement in others.

Justin fucked me so good I swear it was stuntastmic. hahah.

by j u c k i e July 27, 2005

scunt

The 's' generally means 'SUPER' but can take on other meanings like: super-duper, super-8, second-rate, second-hand sex, shit-for-brains, stinky, sub-par, skyscraper, or short-shit. However the 's' never means: supercalifragilisticexpialidocius.

Don't touch that Social Service Worker, bitch, slut, scunt unless you want scabies, and vd to kill you within minutes.

by drexacto December 16, 2008

Scunt

Scunt is a word used to describe one who is both a scumbag and a cunt.

That waitress was the biggest scunt, she is surely not going to receive a tip.

by Sidarius September 19, 2010

Scunthorping

The act of sliding off a leather sofa when a girl gets turned on.

She was scunthorping all over the place last night.

by mackerucd May 28, 2011

Scunty

To feel both spunky and cunty at the same time.

Watch out, man. She's feeling scunty today.

by cuntress June 4, 2013