downriver screwdriver

its a cheap ass drink made in downriver Michigan that involves Five o'Clock Vodka mixed with Faygo Orange pop witch for A half gallon and 4 liters runs you about 15 bucks it was invented by Jason Rhodes and Tiff also the name for it came from Anthony Lupro and Thomas Massengill faygo is also a cheap pop on made in Detroit

Tom-Man i want to get drunk but i aint got no cash
Anthony-shit man lets take back some bottles
Tom- But Theres Only Acouple Bucks there
Anthony- we'll make some Downriver Screwdrivers
Tom- Chea

by Anthony Lupro and Tom Massengill November 20, 2006

screw it

I don't care, do whatever you want. I don't give it a worry.

Oh, screw it.

by Awakened citizen June 30, 2010

screw that noise

Variation on screw dat, also "screw this noise". To refuse a stupid suggestion; to refute a statement; to express exasperation with the stupid people.

"Screw that noise! I ain't gonna let you drive MY car!"

"This forum is full of trolls. Screw this noise, I'm outta here."

by velo2000 September 10, 2005

Screw-Nicorn

A made up sexual act which involves Partner A wearing a strap on dildo on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said dildo with Parter B. This was referenced in a Most Offensive Video Over-Dub of a Charlie Brown and Peanuts cartoon.

"We're going to do the Screw-Nicorn trick. That's when I put a dildo on my head and fuck Marcy headfirst like a Unicorn on amphetamines."

by Bubonic_Chronic November 21, 2007

Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.

ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

by Daniel April 2, 2005

birmingham screwdriver

A hammer. Usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. Refers to the habit of a Birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. Similar to percussive maintenance.

If it don't work - hit it.
If it still don't work, use a bigger hammer.

Ay, Jimmeh, pass uz tha' Birmingham Screwdriver - oi can't geh this new graphics card in this bastard compu'er wivaht a slight modifahcation

whack There, snug as yo' mum

by Bigger Boy January 21, 2006