storgen

an offensive nickname for russians

those bloody storgens being all crazy

by gavin haha March 6, 2011

scoreboard injury

The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.

Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 1, 2012

snorge

Snorge is a proud father to wheelie. He is married to Guy Lackman. His real name is badboynocapnachos. He is also very thicc. he works at a male stripper club, he likes to lick bootyholes and gives good handjobs. he has pet hippos and daddy long leg giraffes. he loves belly rubs and nostril massages. he knows how to throw it down and has the best bubbly butt from the whole school. if you need a male stripper hit him up.

ariana: omg snorge is so thicc

joss: omg yes i agree sister

ariana: that’s the tea

joss: we stan a thicc qt

ariana and joss: sksksks

by bxbyjoss April 13, 2019

Mobile Scoreboard

Portable, sometimes fixed, radar speed devices put up either by police or private agencies in an attempt to frighten you into reducing your speed. Often these lack any sort of camera, and rely on flashing lights and short messages to slow down if you're exceeding the speed while approaching them. However if it contains no camera, or you live in an area where photo radar enforcement is illegal, it affords an interesting opportunity to see how fast you can go and rack up points in miles per hour.

Everyone slowed down but John kept his foot on the gas, he got a 78 on the Mobile Scoreboard.

by RiceCake August 29, 2012

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features

Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.

by cartoonfish December 20, 2019