schefuck

what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.¡SYKE! In actuallity, it is something that is not only shit, but really close to fuck as well.

Me:*Openning the door* Hey guys!
Pals:Hey big guy
Gummy: Hey everyone
Me: Awe schefuck, who told gummy about this? Good thing i don't need my soul :(

by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 22, 2008

schaffen

to act a fool or like michael schafer.

Anthony was acting all crazy so Michael siad," Stop schaffen bro."

by michael growney January 31, 2009

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019

schafsexual

Not knowing exactly what you are attracted to, but will willingly insert your genitalia into any living organism that gives even the slightest of content.

"I mean yea she was blacked out but I'm schafsexual so of course I fucked her"

by Shglubidy January 24, 2017

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

schechter

A private school where spoiled Jewish kids come to learn.

1: what school do you go to?
2: a private school. you probably haven't heard of it.
1: oh, you mean schechter?

by Jamieee September 10, 2008

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008