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Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.
"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."
by Tío Espantoso November 10, 2005
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scary bush

"So I heard you got with Tara last night"
"Yeah man, but there was no way i was going to go down on her, she had a scary bush"
by denw May 3, 2008
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Scarfy

1. An adjective referring to anything that goes beyond trendy and hip.

2. An adjective meaning anything that is unnecessarily trendy and serving no true function.

The word has become commonplace as a substitute for using the term hipster.
Mary: I've switched to only drinking herbal teas from fair-trade shops.

Jane: Mary, you are so scarfy.
by bennyDNGR August 26, 2013
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Sharty Shake

Sexual act where a male has anal intercourse with a female (or another male) and before he ejaculates, he pulls out and puts his erect penis with feces smothered all over it in the partners mouth. He then ejaculates and mixes the sperm and feces together in the mouth rapidly with his penis, making a Sharty Shake that the other has to swallow.
Me and Emma wanted to spice up our sex life a little so I have her a Sharty Shake. I guess she didn’t like it though, we broke up right after she swallowed it.
by Sharty21 July 2, 2021
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oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man is when someone threatens you but there skinny af
oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021
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Noor the sharty

Noor is such a shart face its like not even funny. noor isnt a baddie. she is a shart face. thats all i have to say. well actually i could say WAYYYY MORE, like about not danny's grades :) but i wont.
Danny: have u seen my grades
Noor: ugh unfortunately

Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty
by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022
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Scary-olas

"And God stated that Scary-olas are Mother Nature's twisted sense of humor"
by Kevin Hagar The Horrible December 26, 2008
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