Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda is one of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' allies. He is an epic god figure who ate the brains of the Mongols, beat Billy the Kid in a duel, kicked the asses of the Power Rangers, and divided by zero and LIVED.
Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus and Alien Cherokee Mongol Allah teamed up to take out Hitler, Stalin , Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush in one minute.
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by BurritoMS April 4, 2006
Get the scam baiter mug.Dark Samus is the evil counterpart of Samus Aran from the Gamecube game Metroid Prime 2 Echoes. After defeating the Metroid Prime in the first Metroid Prime game, the Metroid Prime absorbs your phazon suit and then explodes; from the remnants of the it's body, the Metroid Prime is reborn in the form of Dark Samus. Samus first meets Dark Samus on a planet called Aether. Aether is a planet in the Dasha region that has been hit by a meteor that devastates the planet and dimensionally splits it into two, Light Aether and Dark Aether. I believe Dark Samus was able to reach Aether by traveling on or in the meteor that hit Aether, just as the Metroid Prime did in the first game. Dark Samus has a bitter hatred for Samus the second she lays eyes on her, and they become mortal enemies throughout the game. Dark Samus craves Phazon energy so she can regenerate to her full power again and will destroy anything that stands in her way. Dark Samus uses Phazon based weaponry and can split and reassemble her body short of complete atomic disruption, making it nearly impossible to kill her.
by CloudScorpion December 18, 2005
Get the Dark Samus mug.Savage-like tendencies coupled with a strong heart. Samuels have royal barbarian bloodlines and possess an iron will which often leads to stubbornness/recklessness but is also the driving force to their fame and legacy. Introverted alpha male who will often assert himself as the quiet leader of the pack through his strong convictions & philosophies.
A Samuel's verbal prowess typically results in dominion and influence over the pack and are also capable of crafty combat in defense of weaker pack members when necessary. Samuels are known for their expertise in Lausatok & similar Norse martial arts and become dangerous when provoked.
Samuels are notorious for wooing females with their wit, humor & charm. Women feel safe and secure when they are around a Samuel and if a large portion of time is spent with a Samuel it is likely that woman will fall in love with him.
Samuels are very good at learning and adapting and if they are passionate about an endeavor or craft they will be excellent in their work. Common interest of Samuels include: Bird catching, poetry, archery, fort building (inside or outside), fencing, and spear fishing.
Strong characters will be drawn to anyone named Samuel. Samuels are rooted in righteousness but can divert to the dark side. Fallen Samuels will go by "Sam", "Sammy" and in some cases "Sammie". Steer clear of these.
A Samuel's verbal prowess typically results in dominion and influence over the pack and are also capable of crafty combat in defense of weaker pack members when necessary. Samuels are known for their expertise in Lausatok & similar Norse martial arts and become dangerous when provoked.
Samuels are notorious for wooing females with their wit, humor & charm. Women feel safe and secure when they are around a Samuel and if a large portion of time is spent with a Samuel it is likely that woman will fall in love with him.
Samuels are very good at learning and adapting and if they are passionate about an endeavor or craft they will be excellent in their work. Common interest of Samuels include: Bird catching, poetry, archery, fort building (inside or outside), fencing, and spear fishing.
Strong characters will be drawn to anyone named Samuel. Samuels are rooted in righteousness but can divert to the dark side. Fallen Samuels will go by "Sam", "Sammy" and in some cases "Sammie". Steer clear of these.
"You are learning to play the bagpipes? That's a very Samuel thing to do."
"That girl over there is looking at you like your name is Samuel"
"Just because you're captain does not make you Samuel"
"That girl over there is looking at you like your name is Samuel"
"Just because you're captain does not make you Samuel"
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