Shit Swap.

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to do his dizzle. He shits in his had and shoves it up her vagina and says baby I gotta go. Then leaves. She thinks that he shot a big load. Because she can still feel it. But hes already gone home and when she wakes up she sees shit everywhere.

I did the shit swap, she aunt getting pregnant. Shit Swap.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020

swapping face

The act of making out with someone

Damn Daquan!!! Out here swapping face with all the bitches!!!

by MaryjaneX March 05, 2016

nude swap

Act of swapping ones nudes photographs. In this case the female or equivalent must send first.

"Would you like to nude swap?"

by OxfordCambridgeUniSack November 10, 2020

Grizzly Swap

When a girl make-outs with a guy with a dip in. A southern occurance that most redneck couples take part in

My girlfriend and I grizzly swapped with mint and wintergreen mixed.

by modrall11 November 24, 2010

MIDI swap

A MIDI track but with the instruments changed, or played with a different Soundfont

This sounds really great for a MIDI swap.

by nlolhere July 08, 2021

Modular Swap

The act of one man placing his junk in the gaping hole of another man's junk.

Did u hear about Ted and Blevin?
Seems someone caught them behind the shop modular swapping

by Not a mustang guy December 04, 2016

swap cock

Originial term to describe a man's "virtual penis" in chat rooms on the internet. After finding that the term sounded a little gay, e-peen was adopted.

Jason: thanx newb
Jason: fng
Jeremy: What is fng anyways
Jason: fucking narcissistic generalist
Jeremy: Wow...you're quite a tough guy online jason =). Your swap cock must be humongous!

by nayrsivart August 25, 2008