soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

Soilophilia

An irresistible sexual attraction to earth deposits.

Soilophilia: "Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure."

by nethneth March 4, 2011

Soiler Alert

The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants.

Hey guys, Major soiler alert coming!

by Dillon Conner July 9, 2011

Soip

The onomatopoeia used for the sound one makes when rapidly drinking milk and cereal from a cup.

Because she was in a rush, Sarah poured her morning cereal into a cup and downed it with a soip.

by Faroreswind August 22, 2011

soil muncher

One who eats out arsehole on a regular basis.

Katie: My asshole is still dirty.
Chris: Oh why is that

Katie: The soil muncher didn't show up today.

by Mansomans September 8, 2016

soilist

Someone who is passionate about preserving soil. This person can be compared to an environmentalist, however, they are not in to preserving trees or plants, just soil.

That person will never throw soil away. They are such a soilist!

by Drumrocker365 May 24, 2016

soike

soy-ke
Sike, but said in a very accented and loud way; used to make a point

Stover is wrong to say soike when somebody calls her cute because she is!
sike Stover

by Alexis In Wonderland February 11, 2017