Scatadouche

On his high horse, cock sniffing douche.

Look at this fuckin scatadouche cutting me off in their broke ass Corolla.

by DiegoDemarco July 3, 2020

Scatmango

When you throw a dollap of mango chutney into a person's anus and lick it out. A twist on the song "Scatmambo".

Person 1: "You put mango chutney in her ass?"
Person 2: "It's the Scatmango!"

by Geolocho January 7, 2021

Scatjazz

1. A style of music that uses scattered sounds from one’s mouth.

2. When you shit and Cum at the same time.

1. Wow did you see Theresa’s Scatjazz performance?

2. Wow that was great!!! I worked so hard I think I Scatjazzed!

by TheFishSarah April 14, 2021

scatee

Scary, scare.
Jump scatee

“That movie had a lot of jump scatee’s”

-“Ikr”

by yues June 29, 2021

scatisfaction

When you take a fantastic shit, or when you reallyyy need to take a shit. Or maybe for people with a scat fetish, whatever, I don't judge

Oh man, that buffet was amazing, but now I really need to go get some scatisfaction.

I've been backed up for days, until I tried new Dr. Atomic's Ura-Lax Ultra™! Now with 3% more real uranium! At last, I can truly be scatisfied!

by Lysergika_ January 1, 2022

Scat

Slang for a violent expulsion (or shotgun blast) of excrement comprised mainly of air and dry fecal matter. Often slightly painful.

BROOO I just SCATTED all over your bathroom!!

by xXwhenimechainthesumaXx February 8, 2023

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014