SMP

spm stands for save me please, it also means survival multiplayer in a game you probably know called minecraft where you can play with your friends in a survival world

person 1: hahaha you're stuck person 3: would you like to join my smp
person 2: smp person 4: yes sure how many people are in

by lomnom June 12, 2021

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SMP

Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).

Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.

by binder full of ankle pics November 30, 2024

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Steam city smp

A wonderful survival multiplayer ran by sappysteam! The community revolves around brainrot and “barbecue bacon burgers” as a primary source of entertainment as the servers appeal wanes due in part to the over use of plugins and mentally retarded 12 year old humor.

I checked out steam city smp and it was great!

by Rocklagisdumb December 19, 2024

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RL SMP

A new SMP made by RufrCrowd and run by TheJays, the members conceive of MangoHere_, TheJays, RuffCrowd, hot, Jaws2point0, Pandapolis, Jackal, WaffleChicken, Arben, CoolingGuy, FamilyAlcock, Komobo, GreyHatKid, Kylo1103, 11235, Razogi_, Firewall206, Wassup6523, rgboy and FrozenSociety.

I am the newest member of RL SMP, I am very happy, POGCHAMP.

by MangoHere_ November 24, 2021

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