SMAT

Super Major Awkward Taco

this word is usually said when there is a really awkward situation and there is nothing else to say

Guy: "By the end of this week i'll sit on your lap and we'll be comfortable.." (awkward silence)

Girl:..............

Guy #2: SMAT

by Tap Dancer Farmer Boy August 21, 2011

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

Smap

Hitting someone with less force than a slap but more than a smack. It will sting but won't leave a mark.

Oh man, that guy is being so annoying, I just want to smap him upside the head.

by Hans Flergsberger March 9, 2009

shatplank

Word from the street.. in a kind of up-town manner, meaning 'cool.'

"Shamone, that fly-ass bitch is really shatplank.."

by Stim September 18, 2003

smapapsa

A type of spamming on forums that make no sense whatsoever. Like just hitting random keys

fgsdfgs hydjytk liutlyusrdgs< this is what someone who is doing smapapsa would do.

by Lauren January 30, 2004

smath

Also known as Tetracologicalzemur, it is hard to come by as it requires several days alchemy. Common uses are for growing out of control African Violets, cleaning spitoons, and also paizzaer. Also can be used to summon pigeons, which will later be eaten by the hawks you summon.

These african violets are not nearly as out of control as they could be, plus I feel like feeding the hawks, better cook up some smath.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010

smtp

Send me tit pic/picture
Where a guy asks a girl to send him a tit pic

Alex:SMTP?

Jaci: Gross Alex, pervert
Alex:I just wanted to see your gorgeous boobs

by mikecola September 12, 2019