McGlock Shock

The act of pleasuring a women with two hands and tongue, ring fingers interlocked as the two pinkys stimulate the anus while the other four fingers focus on the vagina. The two thumbs are thus left to spread the hood of the clitoris where the tongue comes in to play.

I can't believe she let you McGlock Shock her.

by McGlocklin March 6, 2010

g-shock'd

to slap or hit anyone with a g-shock watch

person 1:Hey,trying to mess with me?

person 2:Yeah,i'm gonna hit you.

person 1:Go,I dare you.

person 2:BAM, g-shock'd

by G_WATCH January 22, 2011

I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)

by theatre_buff August 22, 2011

Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

Booty Shock

The shock you go into when you see a nice ass.

I'm sorry, I didnt hear a word you said i was in booty shock; I was looking at that ass that walked by.

by Bronx_Marv September 2, 2011

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Effort Shock

Coined and popularized by renowned Cracked Editor David Wong, this term is a derivative of the term sticker shock. It refers to the feeling of shock and dismay one encounters when discovering how difficult it really is to accomplish a goal. The term is usually used to refer to long term goals, such as getting a degree, acquiring a job in a desired profession, learning a new skill (guitar, a foreign language, etc.), or completing a long term project (remodeling, losing weight, etc.).

While many people of varying levels of intelligence and backgrounds can encounter Effort Shock, it is believed to mainly afflict people in first world, Westernized societies. This is likely due to a variety of factors: parental upbringing, popular cultural influences, the overwhelming choice of professions in Westernized society, and lack of education about one’s desired goal.

While they often initially feel extremely excited, motivated, and prepared, realizing the daunting magnitude, difficulty, and level of effort to achieve the goal leaves the victims of Effort Shock feeling disheartened and lacking motivation. This can lead to the person quitting their goal entirely.

After being told how smart and "destined for great things" he was for the duration of his childhood and teen years, Jimmy encountered Effort Shock when he graduated and realized that smarts alone couldn't get him even a mediocre job.

I experienced Effort Shock when I tried to learn a foreign language after high school, because I underestimated and lacked the motivation and commitment needed to gain any conversational proficiency.

by margindoodle May 2, 2010