rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off

Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.

Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!

by Herman Mung Ster October 21, 2011

Rusty Niner

A variation of the sixty-nine, except both participants are eating out the others balloon knot.

My girlfriend and I tried a Rusty Niner, but I didnt like the way her ass tasted.

by Buzzzzzzz July 31, 2006

Rusty Cage

A YouTuber known for the knife game. His main content is satire on politics and the problems in modern day society. A fantastic YouTuber but had a legion of infant fans that want him to make more knife games, which he all destroys single-handily.

Why isn't Rusty Cage making ant more kNiFe GaMeS?

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 12, 2019

rusty fratboy

a rusty fratboy occurs when you precisely pinch a loaf off into a girl mouth who has passed out as you illegally touch her girl parts, while wearing an upside down backwards visor with spiked jelled hair and a popped collar.

ya last night was awesome man i pulled off the rusty fratboy, that girl will never be the same!

by mr.orfas August 24, 2009

Rusty BeanBag

When men wipe their butts towards their penis, but catch there bag on the way. Thus creating the look of a Rusty Bean Bag

"Man I can't believe I wiped the wrong way again, now my bean bag is all rusty!!!"

by Massivo December 13, 2004

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

by Sean Greer June 21, 2007