rubbish

British terminology for "lies", etc; used to attempt to prove a spoken subject as contradictory.

"Democracy and humanitarianism have long been trademarks of the British Army."
"Rubbish!!"
-a scene from The Meaning of Life

by Dave June 15, 2004

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At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

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spud rubble

When buying Fast Food, the French Fries that fall out of their container and into the paper bag. Also known as: Bag Fries

Hey, are you gonna eat that spud rubble?

by Candace Thackerson May 5, 2005

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Rubble Rubble

catchphrase of the Hamburglar. Often says it before stealing a plate of McDonalds hamburgers and then running off as Ronald and the other characters chase him.

Ronald: What happened to all of the burgers?
Hamburglar: Rubble rubble!

by Fastball35 December 23, 2009

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