Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools
Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019
Get the Robertmug. by Sksbbdjsoakwfb June 9, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a hot boy
by TheGodofsexyness March 11, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a guy with two sides. One is sweet and the other one is the asshole part. His sweet side makes him a guy that is a good friend but is super weird about it. He has a few friends but makes sure he makes them last and have a good time. Some times he makes it to weird as in he acts kind of gay. When it comes to his asshole side he is a rude jerk who blames everybody else for his mistakes. He bullies people and makes them less confident mentally and physically. He will do whatever he can do get what he wants. So if know a Robert, I advise you to be careful. All in all, Robert is a sweet guy, but you just don't want to get him pissed off.
Roberts are complicated.
by Nariha June 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A person with little to no intelligence and not spontaneous but acts giddy when placed around other mens group activity
by Licentious January 3, 2020
Get the Robertmug. Noun. A person whose recommended videos list on YouTube comprises TED Talks, machine learning webinars, permaculture, and Peppa Pig reruns.
Adjective (mostly pejorative). A sense of humour that is unapologetically full of inside jokes, obscure references, and causticity. Think Dennis Miller, but more lowbrow and self-deprecating.
Adjective (mostly pejorative). A sense of humour that is unapologetically full of inside jokes, obscure references, and causticity. Think Dennis Miller, but more lowbrow and self-deprecating.
by rahsputin December 20, 2016
Get the Robertmug. (guy 1)Robert couldn't make it today, said he was busy. (guy 2) Must be loafing himself, he's always at it.
by Euan Bis February 21, 2009
Get the Robertmug.